ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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Diego Pereira | Publicitário: Dilma escolhe Luis... →
deipe: A presidente Dilma Rousseff escolheu nesta quinta-feira o advogado constitucionalista Luis Roberto Barroso para a vaga deixada por Carlos Ayres Britto no STF (Supremo Tribunal Federal). O martelo foi batido nesta tarde, depois de reunião no Palácio do Planalto entre Dilma e o ministro da Justiça,…
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jolivet: simon-the-jewish-vampire: snarkreactors: I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue and then I realized uh oh WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! THIS IS THE BEST